I’m expensive…. in bed!

OOOOOOOH!

I love those jokes... except this time I'm dead serious.

Through statistically accurate and scientifically honed methods, I've been able to determine how much this ass would pull as a gigolo.



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Yes, that's right. I can fetch upwards of $1,117 per hour!

And to top it all off, the page was topped off with this page topper: "Congratulations, you're worth MORE in bed than the average ($140.12880875522) person taking this quiz!"

The average person is only worth $140 per hour?! I thought I was gonna be on the low end of the spectrum. For so many years I've been short changing myself.

So ladies (sorry fellas, ladies only), you know the price, set up an appointment!

UPDATE: Looks like I'm getting some competition here! Either that or the short end of a looooong stick.